Tranny Streetwalker

I am a 42 year old transvestite with an internet porn addiction and a $3,000.00 dollar a week cocaine habit. Now with such an expensive recreational outlook on life, it is difficult to get by on a regular 9-to-5 job so in addition to being a human directional I also turn tricks on the side (sometimes not on the side). My two career paths actually mesh quite nicely. Working the streets days and nights allows me to be on top of my game and helps me ensure that no other bitch ass trannies try to take over my turf.

I am six feet four inches tall and weigh about two hundred and sixty pounds, so as you can imagine I am all woman baby. My hair is slightly balding which I eloquently cover with a sweeping come over. I choose to grow facial hair so that I can hide my tweaker marks on my face which I obtained during what I like to call my “decade of being spun in the sun”. I had to give up that dirty little white trash drug I loved so much in favor of my white angel due to a staggering loss of teeth count as well as my girlish figure.

Most of my customers (read tricks) are middle aged men who proclaim that their wives just don’t take care of them. The unfortunate thing for me is that they usually pay me just to kick the shit out of them and we never really have a chance to sword fight. Oh well, the money is good and I really consider this as on-the-job training to sharpen my scrapping skills to fend off the other tranny street walkers. The life of a transvestite hooker requires the need for constant vigilance, which is where my cocaine induced paranoia comes into play.

I am also currently dabbling in a little bit of inventorism/entrepreneurship. I have created a nice little under garment that I like to call the “cock sling”. It attaches to the end of your dick and wraps around under your taint and then up your back and over your shoulders and around your neck. It really satisfies two functions, first holding your manhood back on those days that you just feel like being a girl, and the second is a fashionable choke chain with any outfit. I even have a slogan and everything, “Because some days you feel like a nut and some days you don’t”. Catchy huh?

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